Countersuit

MyPillowGuy has countersued Dominion, who is suing
MyPillowGuy for the Big Lie he will not stop pursuing
He claims his lies about the Big Lie are his right to say
Because ‘free speech’ gives one the right to lie all live long day

Therefore Dominion is to blame and ergo must be sued

For denying his right to lie in the ways he’s pursued.

MyPillowGuy claims that his pillows are not filled with knives

Or rocks, which no one else has mentioned, he alone connives

To cast doubt about his pillows to demonstrate ‘free speech’

Is something anyone has right to use to the truth breech

He says that ‘free speech’ lets him say the Holocaust was bunk

And not be sued for citing such white supremacist junk.

MyPillowGuy claims he has all the proof he’ll ever need

To win his suit and he’ll reveal it sometime soon indeed

But first he has to fight the biggest website attack ever

In history which has been launched against his new endeavor

To keep lying on the airwaves because his ‘free speech’ creed

Is that he can say whatever and worries have no need.

MyPillowGuy’s the donkey in the glass menagerie

He may be horny but a unicorn he’ll never be

He’s driver of the keystone cop car careening around

Which will plough into protesters once state laws so propound

The MyPillow that comforts him is Trump’s soft squishy butt 

And of his ‘free speech’ countersuit smart lawyers mouths stay shut.

27 April 2021

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