Worst Face Forward

If super-spreader spring break trips are what you plan to do
Then Ted Cruz has a super-duper tank top deal for you
For only $30 dollars and no return policy
You can wear his hairy mug for your break friends to see
Your donation will keep his fight against Biden alive

But don’t expect on your spring break to with a hook-up thrive.

Ted’s image on his spring break tops is not the kind of thing

College men and women wear when looking for a fling

To say his image is off-putting is to understate

And about what the words around it mean there’s much debate

Kids just want to look cool when they’re out trying to get laid

And Cruz’ weird hair worn on chests ensures such hopes will fade.

If you go to spring break this year you’ll already be screwed

So why add to your problems wearing Ted’s head drawn so crude?

His cheap tank tops cost way too much and hook-ups won’t deliver

Because one look at his mug will make those you chat up shiver

WTF was he thinking about with tank tops gone viral

As upon them joke after joke heaps up in endless spiral.

27 March 2021

Ted Cruz Goes Viral For His Spring Break Tank Tophttps://flip.it/vi7z5U

Ted Cruz has taken the worst possible piece of clothing and put his face on it https://flip.it/pewbpd

Please tell us WTF Ted Cruz was thinking when he decided to sell shirts of himself with a mullet https://flip.it/ASvvbJ