Florida has welcomed back millions of young spring breakers
Because their governor is sure all COVID-dead are fakers
DeSantis says it’s time to party on Florida’s beaches
Because COVID is not as bad as Biden’s doctor preaches.
Trump ignored Fauci so why shouldn’t college students too?
Spring break’s a sacred ritual they consider their due
And since DeSantis guarantees if they come they’ll be fine
On beaches throughout Florida it’s super-spreader time.
On sandy Florida beaches spring breakers feel no fear
No masks they wear to hide their drunken grins from ear to ear
They hope to hook up with someone under Florida’s sun
But what they end up hooking up with may not be much fun.
As mini-Trumps go DeSantis is mini-me supreme
Among state governors ignoring bug-protection’s scheme
As he awaits melt miracles spring breakers get his pass
And he’ll protect them just as well as lightbulbs up the ass.
23 March 2021
DeSantis erodes Florida’s COVID rules and spring breakers go wild https://flip.it/kXs.fB
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