Baked Cakes

No matter how hard they keep trying Republicans can’t
Convince anyone but themselves with their indignant rant

That it was Antifa alone who the Capitol breached

As fine Trump cultists watched aghast and against violence preached

Dear Leader of course with the riot had nothing to do

It is Antifa alone to whom all blame must be due.

As arguments go their Antifa one must take the cake

As the worst-cooked concoction Republican bakers could bake

By claiming poor peaceful Trump cult members were led astray

By disguised evil Antifa conspirators that day

Do they think all who spent January 6th glued to TV

Will replace what we witnessed with what they would have us see?

But let’s turn on TVs again for the best yet to come

Tomorrow’s March 4th and that means God’s chosen chosen one

Will be returned to power via military coup

Which takes an even bigger cake than Antifa moles do

By midnight Thursday Trump will either once again be king

Or from their busy kitchens weirder cakes cultists will fling.

3 March 2021

FBI director Christopher Wray repeatedly rebuts claims that antifa activists attacked Capitol https://flip.it/ysjjLi

“It’s going to be like Myanmar” Trump cult convinced military coup will put him back in office https://flip.it/QUW7WW

U.S. Capitol police beef up security for March 4 amid concerns over QAnon conspiracy theory https://flip.it/_-5Pd6