Money Talks

Good riddance, Lou, go yourself screw, Fox News is moving on

Money talks and $2 Billion’s enough to get you gone

Your pals Maria and Jeanne will leave soon after you

As Fox tries to prepare to fight that lawsuit coming due.

The only thing that’s impacting fake news talking head jerks

Is hitting in the pocketbook the networks where each works

So Fox has now shown you the door as quickly as can be

And pulled the plug on your crap show for all eternity.

I never could watch more than a few seconds of your lies

And now someone with lawsuit clout does also you despise

So Fox has given you the boot to hope it helps its ass

Avoid the great big lawsuit boot they hope they can make pass.

It’s obvious that when it comes to shutting fake news traps

Money alone is what it takes to stop their hate-filled rants

Just put the fear of loss into the networks where each works

And despite their highest show’s ratings they will can the jerks.

Too bad the fake news toads in Congress can’t also be sued

With money threats that stop their lies and make them not intrude

On work that they’re supposed to do to help the whole country

But maybe there are ways to sue them? If so please tell me!

Wouldn’t it be grand if voters like us too could sue

Without needing our lawsuits backed by a billion or two?

Why isn’t it enough to claim claiming our votes are fake

Is enough to make networks tremble and Congress toads quake.

6 February 2021

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