Absolutely

TurtleMan’s back in the news to all with brains appall
Because like all Republicans the writing on the wall

Has grown so clear that even with his head inside his shell

He sees if he does not conform his party won’t do well

Because Dear Leader’s still in charge of the GOP’s fate

So TurtleMan’s climbed back on board before it is too late.

For one weird moment after he refused to Trump convict

He said stuff against Dear Leader that seemed like it could stick

But that was then and this is now and he’s rejoined the herd

That absolutely supports Trump to lengths beyond absurd

So rather than helping his party regain its lost soul

He’s stuck his neck out of his shell to again be Trump’s troll.

What he does next I guess we will just have to wait and see

But it is easy to predict TurtleMan’s legacy

Is not something that concerns him, it’s power that he craves

And so he like his fellow trolls climbed back out of the graves

Where Trump buries Republicans who against him dare speak

To absolutely accept what fate Dear Leader will wreak.

26 February 2021

McConnell says he’ll “absolutely” support Trump in 2024 if he’s the GOP nominee https://flip.it/PXw9_3

Trump’s attempted coup hasn’t ended yet https://flip.it/H.eyDu