Goo To The Rescue

Once again into the fray GOOliani must go

To DEFEND ME!!! from IMPEACHMENT!!! now planned by EVERY FOE

Who was so-called “appalled” that MY FINE WHITE CULT I “incited”

Did things inside the “Capitol” in which I first DELIGHTED

Until I saw how they were DRESSED!!! They looked so POOR!!! and CHEAP!!!

NOT ONE would I permit to sit on MY GOLD TOILET SEAT!!!

It takes a LOT OF CLASS!!! to act “Presidential” LIKE ME
As I’ve been acting out for “four” LONG YEARS CONSISTENTLY!!!

And I expect ALL WHO SUPPORT ME to be CLASSY!!! TOO

Just look at GOOliani!!! He’s CLASSY!!! DESPITE BLACK GOO!!!

He wears FINE BUSINESS!!! SUITS!!! and TIES!! at ALL “public events”

Including those at “Lawn and Garden” events he foments!!!

So Rudy GOOliani FOR DEFENSE!!! I WILL INVITE

Because after “60” LOSSES!!! he’s BOUND to get ONE right!!!

And this one is THE BIG ONE!!! MY FOES want to IMPEACH!!! ME!!!

A “second” time, OK???, which is a “first” in “history”!!!

It will take CLASS!!! to STOP MY “next” IMPEACHMENT!!! SO INSISTENT

And who better than RUDY wearing SUITS!!! now GOO RESISTANT???

11 January 2021

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