Wool Thumpers

I’m “Honest”!!! and I’m “Morally Upstanding”!!!, so they say
And by “they” I mean those who “think” “God” “thinks” I’m A-OK!!!
MY Fine WHITE EVANGELICALS!!! buy ALL the CRAP I sell
Because it’s EASY to SCAM “Christians” who are “gullible”!!!
“Upstanding???” Honest??? and “Moral???  applied to ME???
Who but “Bible Thumpers” with such “traits” would MOST AGREE???

Nearly “two-thirds” of MY EVANGELICALS!!! with “God” AGREE
NO ONE’s as “Honest” and “Morally Upstanding” as ME!!!
It would be MANY MORE than “Two-Thirds” but there’s ALWAYS those
Who fail to see the beauty of this EMPEROR’S New Clothes!!!
It’s NOT “Two-Thirds”, I’m SURE it’s “Six-Thirds” or some GREATER “sum”
Because ALL EVANGELICALS!!! “know” I’m THE CHOSEN ONE!!!

Because why would their “God” CHOOSE ONE who’s NOT “Honest” clear through???
And MORE “Upstanding Morally” than EVERY ONE of you???
So even though those things to ME in NO WAY could apply
If I claim ‘God” claims I claim them I can claim I’m “his” GUY!!!
And if I so claim “he” so claims I can claim as MY PRIZE
EVANGELICALS!!! who let MY “wool” cover their eyes!!!

12 March 2020

Poll Shows Nearly Two-Thirds Of White Evangelicals See Donald Trump As ‘Honest’ And ‘Morally Upstanding’
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