“Misinformation” is a “skill” I’ve turned into an ART
To reassure ALL I rule over I am VERY SMART!!!
I “know” MORE than ALL “doctors” do, “M.D.” OR “PhD”!!!
And in addition have GREAT “natural ability”!!!
“Add” in MY STABLE GENIUS and what I ALONE say
Is ALL the “information” you’ll NEED to SURVIVE, OK???
EVERYTHING you hear if NOT from ME is FAKE “flu” NEWS!!!
MY “death rate” HUNCH is LOW to STOP it “impacting” your CRUISE!!!
And you can keep on FLYING ANYWHERE your hearts desire
Since MY DECISIVE ACTIONS ENSURE you WILL NOT “expire”!!!
MY “Virus Czar” and “Task Force” EXPERTS COMPLETELY AGREE
That I have the Branes NEEDED to keep your bods “virus” FREE!!!
Maybe that dumb MICK was right about TVs turned off!!!
“Reading” ONLY Tweets from ME WILL NOT lead to a COUGH!!!
But it would be SAD to NOT watch ME strut MY “virus” stuff
In front of cameras when “virus” questions start getting tough!!!
So keep your TVs tuned to FOX!!! to see and hear ME say
WHATEVER MY Brane spews out NEXT to “misinform” away!!!
8 March 2020
The Trump Administration's Misinformation Machine
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