Fake Flu News

The FAKE NEWS MEDIA is doing EVERYTHING it can
To make you FEAR this FLU and NOT just TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!!!
MY MARKET CRASH that so impacts MY Fine Hotels and Bars
Is caused by FAKE FLU NEWS that predicts DEATH is in your stars!!!
Because I “know” MORE than ALL “doctors” this I say to you:
Buy AMAZON ALL THE WAY DOWN and you’ll be GLAD you do!!!

I GUARANTEE MY MARKET WILL SOON come ROARING BACK UP
By the time of MY RE-ELECTION!!! on GOLD PLATES you’ll sup
And drink Champaign by “quart” or “gallon”, ALL “volumes” you’ll swill
Because your crashed portfolios WILL with NEW “HIGHS” ALL FILL!!!
BELIEVE ME and help MY MARKET BULL trounce the FAKE FLU BEAR
By BUY BUY BUYING EVERY “stock” you can WITHOUT FLU CARE!!!

MY “natural ability” to IGNORE ALL I’ve “learned”
Now has the “virus” on the run, its “corner” I’ve made turned!!!
So come fill up MY Fine Hotels, be a TRUMP-LOVING GUEST!!!
Play GOLF!!! PAY HIGH GREENS FEES to ME!!! You CAN if you INVEST!!!
There is NO NEED to “quarantine” you OR your WEALTH!!! away
You WILL BE FINE as long as you heed things I ALONE say!!!

FAKE FLU NEWS MEDIA and the DO-NOTHING DEMONcrats
May “think” they have through FAKE FLU FEAR pinned your “stocks” to the mats
But thanks to MY “ability” that’s VERY “natural”
I’ve “hunched” ALL so-called “death rates” SO LOW they CANNOT you cull!!!
Which means you can again INVEST with TOTAL CONFIDENCE
And REWARD ME for FLU-STOPPAGE with GREENS FEES Recompense!!!

10 March 2020

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