Space Camo

Why is MY SPACE FARCE!!! “Uniform” now catching SO MUCH FLACK???
I do NOT “understand” why it’s come under sharp ATTACK!!!
It is a clever way to hide SPACE STORMTROOPERS!!! in TREES
Which AS ALL KNOW tend to grow ANYWHERE they damn well please!!!

So why NOT grow on MARS, the MOON, or JUPITER in places???
Or even, as we soon may find, Deep Canyons in URANUS!!!
Once I’ve deployed MY SPACE FARCE!!! to BEYOND INFINITY
Their “Uniforms” may save their lives if they can find a TREE!!!

That is just “one” of the ways I’m “outfitting” them to FIGHT!!!
When they encounter ALIENS!!! perhaps maybe they might
Need to run and hide behind TREES on some distant “planet”
And if they do they WILL be GLAD for “clothing” as I’ve “planned” it!!!

In “fact” I have “planned” EVERYTHING to ENSURE their “survival”!!!
And make ILLEGAL ALIENS!!! they meet DEAD ON ARRIVAL!!!
That’s why today I HEREBY DECLARE their “Uniforms” GREAT!!!
They’re just kind of “Camouflage” NEEDED to cheat DEEP SPACE FATE!!!

A few last things they still require are NOT “finished” yet
But they WILL be before they off to Distant Planets Jet!!!
SPACESHIPS!!! and RAY-GUNS!!!, OXYGEN MASKS!!! ANTI-GRAVITY!!!
These are things also “planned” that “Space Industry” OWES ME!!

To make MY SPACE FARCE!!! “viable” “Space Industry” MUST SOON
Provide MUCH MORE to MY STORMTROOPERS than “Fruit of the Loom”!!!
They WILL be a SPACE FARCE!!! INDEED once “Industries” provide
MORE than “SPACE Uniforms” that let them in SPACE FORESTS hide!!!

18 January 2019

US Space Force mocked for unveiling camouflage uniforms
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