Hanging Around In Hell

If “farmers” don’t RE-ELECT!!! ME their “farms” WILL GO TO HELL!!!
At least those NOT “foreclosed” yet when MY “Trade WARS!!!” don’t go well!!!
But ONLY “20%” so far are have been stripped away
From “families” who have lived on them since “independence” day
So there are PLENTY left to GO TO HELL unless I WIN!!!
Those “family farmers” better VOTE!!! FOR ME or they’re HAS BEEN!!!

IGNORE ALL so-called “facts” that indicate MY “Trade WARS!!” SUCK!!!
It’s NOT MY “fault” they are making “farmers” sh*t out of luck!!!
AS ALL KNOW EVERY “Trade WAR!!!” is a TOTAL SNAP to WIN!!!
And while waiting MONEY from “abroad” keeps on POURING IN!!!
That is the way that “Trade WARS!!!” “work” DESPITE what has been said
By “economists” who unlike ME are IN OVER THEIR HEAD!!!

ONLY I ALONE “understand” how a “Trade WAR!!!” works!!!
So who you gonna “believe”??? ME!!!, or “economic” JERKS???
ALL “farmers” can TRUST ME to WIN MY “Trade WARS!!!” EVERY TIME!!!
As long as they keep hanging in there they WILL ALL be Fine!!!
Unless, of course, their “farms” are in the “20%” “lost”
A VERY SMALL PRICE to pay to ensure I DON’T GET TOSSED!!!

31 January 2020

Trump Tells Iowa Farmers To Reelect Him, Or Their Farms Will Go To Hell
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Farm bankruptcies jumped 20% in 2019, even with billions in aid from U.S.
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