Handy Knowledge

I’ll be the FIRST to speak at the Great “March For Life” Parade!!!
They asked ME because I “know” MORE than ANY “woman” made
About what goes on in their “bodies” that I can pass on
Because of ALL the FIRST HAND “knowledge” I have gained HANDS ON!!!
And since I am a MAN ALL “marching” WILL NO DOUBT agree
That “women’s bodies” MUST be CONTROLLED by REAL MEN like ME!!!

NO ONE there WILL be LIBERAL!!! NONE WILL call ME a “dope”!!!
They’ll ALL APPLAUD the “knowledge” I have been able to grope
Over MANY YEARS of “research” morning, noon, and night
To get the things I grasp about a “woman’s body” RIGHT!!!
I WILL MY “female knowledge” groped to ALL assembled preach
Paying “special attention” to the “women” within reach!!!

It WILL be an HONOR and PRIVILEGE for “Marchers” to see
HOW MUCH “knowledge” of “women’s bodies” has been groped by ME!!!
The influence MY words exert upon ALL who assemble
WILL influence how “women” in the future hide and tremble!!!
I’ll bid EACH “Christian” “Marcher” there to apply RUTHLESSLY
MY “knowledge” of CONTROLLING “female vessels” handily!!!

23 January 2020

Trump to Be First President in History to Speak in Person at the March for Life
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President Trump To Face Friendly Crowd At March For Life
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https://www.washingtonpost.com/religion/2020/01/24/trump-headline-annual-march-life-rally-washington/