Wind Blows

I’ve NEVER “understood” about the so-called “wind” that blows
It may be it’s good for something or other, I suppose
But it blows clouds around that bring rains that can cause delay
To MY daily GOLF!!! Games so to ME “wind” is NOT OK!!!
And EVEN WORSE “wind power” VENTS FUMES to the “atmosphere”
And KILLS LOTS of BALD EAGLES who to “wind turbines” fly near!!!

NO ONE has “studied” MORE about “Wind Power” stuff than I
ONLY I ALONE “know” MORE than EVERY “doctor” guy
And it is MY “studied” “conclusion” that “Wind Power” SUCKS
And it’s so-called “development” cuts into COAL!!! “friends” BUCKS!!!
It also BLOWS, so there you have it, it goes IN and OUT
And ANY way it goes I’ll KILL IT DEAD without a doubt!!!

I “promised” that COAL!!! would come back and I’m convinced it WILL
Right after the “Wind Power” “industry” with “words” I KILL!!!
That’s why I am applying VAST “knowledge” of so-called “wind”
To say that as a “power source” it is time to rescind!!!
ALL those who “love” the little birdies flying in the sky
Should join ME in CONDEMNING “Wind Turbines” that make them DIE!!!

Big COAL!!! and OIL!!  and GAS!!! are the ONLY things we need
They keep BIG PROFITS!!! rolling in to supply MY “friends” GREED!!!
They may make skies a little dark and water a bit green
But that is a small price to pay for PROFITS!!! so obscene!!!
So I HEREBY DEMAND  “Wind Power” STOP “development”!!!
Eagles and “friends” WILL THANK ME!!! once I’ve KILLED “Wind Power” DEAD!!!

23 December 2019

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