Plan V

They’ve actually DONE IT TO ME!!.! They have IMPEACHED!!! MY ASS!!!
I CAN’T ”believe” the DEMONcrats have given ME such sass!!!
Crazy Nancy and her cohort of SICK HELL-SPAWNED SCUM
Have made the GREATEST “President” on Earth an IMPEACHED!!! BUM!!!

Now I’ll be “known” as NUMBER THREE throughout ALL “history”!!!
I WILL DESTROY HER UTTERLY for doing this to ME!!!
She and her HELL-SPAWN WILL GO DOWN!!! They do NOT have a CHANCE!!!
Just like a festering BOIL they’re headed for MY lance!!!

The “House” is SO DIVIDED that it WON’T much longer stand
And it’s DESTRUCTION is something Vlad and I have LONG “planned”
I have WORKED HARD to earn MY MILLION RUBLES EVERY day
And little things like IMPEACHMENT!!! WILL NOT get in their way!!!

MY “Senate” TOADS are READY, they’re PREPARED as they can be
To VINDICATE MY “Presidential” ASS so it’s Scot-Free!!!
IMPEACHMENT!!! “articles” WILL be DEAD upon their arrival
“Predisposition” GUARANTEES MY ULTIMATE SURVIVAL!!!

The ONLY “Polls” I “care” about say I should have NO “care”
The DEMONcrats WILL “rue” this day FOREVER, I SO SWEAR!!!
But now Peelousy says those “articles” may meet DELAY!!!
She says she may NOT send them to MY “Senate” right away!!!

What the HELL do I do now??? I’d NOT anticipated
Peelousy would play hardball with those “articles” SO HATED!!!
If she does NOT send them along MY TOADIES CANNOT act
And MY IMPEACHMENT!!! for ALL “history” would then be “fact”!!!

I’d better make another PREFECT call, to Vlad this time,
To see if he can help ME get Peelousy off the dime!!!
Maybe a shooting war WILL help get those “articles” sent
I could hold funds back once again to topple “government”.

WHATEVER I decide to do I’d better do it QUICK!!!
Being IMPEACHED!!! without ACQUITTAL!!! is making ME sick!!!
If I CAN’T get a shooting war in place within a week
I’ll have to find some OTHER way to gain “judgement” I seek!!!

I am determined to turn IMPEACHMENT!!! head over heels
And gloat about MY VINDICATION ‘till Peelousy squeals!!!
But MY TOADS CANNOT VOTE!!! if  “articles” do NOT come through!!!
Vlad better have an “idea” because I DON’T have a clue!!!

19 December 2019

President Donald Trump has officially been impeached
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House of Representatives impeaches President Donald Trump
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Pelosi Signals Possible Delay To Senate Impeachment Trial
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