Phone Advisory

MY BFF Vlad Putin called ME up the other day!!!
It made ME SO EXCITED I did NOT “know” what to say!!!
I listened wrapped in RAPT ATTENTION to his sage advice
And even put MY GOLF!!! Game temporarily on ice
So I could bask in the warm glow the “words” he did say
That he phoned in to help ME blow “democracy” away!!!

Like him I have NO use for ANY “democratic” CRAP
Since I got in I have tried to remove it from the map
But it is proving STUBBORN!!! It keeps rearing its dumb head!!!
That’s why I was SO “happy” to again hear what he said!!!
EACH time he calls I apply new “advice” as he “advises”
To suppress MORE “Democracy” in ALL it’s MANY guises!!!

The RICHEST!!! “Oligarchs” on Earth RULE with him in his land!!!
Thanks to his UNCHALLENGED AUTHORITY they’re doing GRAND!!!
That is the type of ROLE MODEL I want to HERE impose:
When ME and MY RICH!!! “friends” strut ‘round in Emperor’s New Clothes
NOT ONE person who sees us would DARE point out that we’re nude
Because they ‘know” that if they did their DEATH would SOON intrude!!!

That’s JUST ONE of MANY tips that THIS time Vlad phoned ME
He also checked up on the status of MY LOYALTY
I assured him that ONLY he ALONE is whom I serve
And from MY PLEDGED COMMITMENT to him I would NEVER swerve
As long as he keeps calling in the sage “advice” I need
That helps ME replace what’s left of “democracy” with GREED!!!

31 December 2019

Trump, Putin discussed Russia attack, arms control, relations: White House
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