One Out Of Ten

MY “Evangelicals” would NEVER turn AGAINST their KING!!!
Their FORMER “God” “himself” could NOT ME from MY office fling!!!
I have replaced “him” in EACH little, easy-to-CON Brane
That “thinks” it is still worshiping the “LORD”, which is INSANE
Because it accepts EVERY little thing I say and do
Which is COMPLETELY OPPOSITE of what “he” tells it to!!!
Luckily MY “Evangelicals” are DUMB as can be!!!
Follow MY “Commandment” “logic” and then you’ll agree!!!

“Thou Shall Not Kill”. Give ME a BREAK!!! Already “kids” in “cages”
Have died because NO “empathy” from ME to them engages
And COME ON!!! “Thou Shall Not STEAL”. REALLY??? That is a BIG laugh!!!
EVERYTHING I have I’ve STOLEN through TAX FRAUD and GRAFT!!!
And how about “Thou Shall Not Commit Adultery”??? NOPE!!!
If I let that one run MY life I’d have to give up GROPE!!!
And if I could NOT “Bear False Witness” EVERY TIME I speak
I would have to remain “silent” in “word” and “deed” and TWEET!!!
And those first “two” “commandments” listed DON’T apply to ME!!!
I am the IDOL of BILLIONS!!! NO OTHER GOD they see!!!

Every so-called “Sabbath” day on GOLF!!! Courses I’ll be
And NOT IN some dumb “Christian church”, of that I GUARANTEE!!!
And EVERY DAY I take the name of SOMEONE’s “Name in Vain”
Give ME enough time and even “Jesus” gets a nickname!!!
That leaves just “two” “commandments” to address before I’m done
And “Thou Shall Not Covet” is hardly worth commenting on
But, HEY!!...“Honor thy Father and Thy Mother”...well, OK
I guess that one I’m OK with, they’re both DEAD anyway!!

27 December 2019

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