out of ammo

Thank God the WITch HunT!!! IMPeacHMenT!!! is finally winding down!!!
I have so very few CAPiTal leTTeRs!!! left around!!!
I’ve had to use so mANy to say there’s No “quid PRo qUo”
And that “I wanted  nOthiNg” to stop the whole FAke NewS show
That from Now oN I’ll have to use them “sparingly” indeed!!!
But at least VLAD is haPpY, and that’s really ALl I need!!!

He says RUSsia is INocEnt!!! and I believe his “words”
It is from him that we have learned UKraNiaNs are turds!!!
onlY They AloNe meddled in MY landSliDE ElecTIoN!!!
russia had NoTHing to do with MY Great VoTE!!! Selection!!!
if you can’t “believe” VlaDIMer then who can you believe???
that man hides nothing but billioNs of rubles up each sleeve!!!

that’s it, MY “capitals” are gone except for “two” or “three”
i’ve reserved to ensure I can still “capitalize” “ME”
you’ll have to take our “word” for it that “ukrane” was to blame
when mE and chief toad nunes parrot vladimer’s refrain
and now i cannot even make my me “letters” look big!!!
it’s time to end this poem before deeper my hole I dig.

22 november 2019

White House, GOP embraced ‘fictional narrative’ on Ukraine, witness warns as impeachment hearings wrap
https://flip.it/Wo4hgn

Fiona Hill tells Devin Nunes to his face that his Ukraine conspiracy theory is ‘harmful’
https://flip.it/ieSDpf

Putin: 'Thank God' election interference accusations have stopped amid US 'political battles'
https://flip.it/gL3mDh