Bananas

Even Foxy Friends think I’m “bananas” as can be!!!
They even had the NERVE during MY rant to “question” ME!!
EVERYTHING the “CHOSEN ONE” says is “gospel”, OK???
It leaves NO room for “questioning” to get into its way!!!
If I say it it MUST be “true” and that should be the end!!!
It’s time to look for other Foxes who WILL be MY “friend”!!!

CONSPIRACIES!!! and ME are JUST like peas inside a pod
They fit MY Brane like O.J.’s glove did NOT fit that dumb slob!!!
But like him I WILL be “acquitted”, just you wait and see
MY Toady Senate’s standing by to let ME off scot-free!!!
But first I’ll be IMPEACHED!!! by Shifty “Schitt” and his Dem bunch
Which makes ME so damned “miserable” it’s thrown ME off MY lunch!!!

Instead of “six” Big Macs today I could only eat “five”
And that is a clear indication MY “health” WILL NOT thrive
Because the word  “IMPEACHED” WILL soon be hung around MY neck
And that is the WORST “label” ANY “President” can get!!!
That’s why MY “stream of consciousness” “banana” words held sway
Non-stop for “fifty three” minutes to Fox “friends” yesterday.

The words I spoke sounded nutso “bananas” as could be
To EVERYONE who heard them, that is except, of course, ME!!!
To ME ALL words were CRYSTAL CLEAR I dumped out of MY head
EACH PROVED there’s a CONSPIRACY!!! and that it wants ME DEAD!!!
That is NOT just a “theory”, it’s CONSPIRACY’S!!! own “truth”!!!
ALL words the “CHOSEN ONE” utters MUST be the “truth”, forsooth”!!!

Henceforth like O.J. seeking KILLERS of his “family”
I WILL seek out CONSPIRACIES!!! on EACH GOLF COURSE!!! I see!!!
I WILL NOT REST until they’re found and I WILL find them ALL!!!
As long as I keep MY eye firmly fixed upon the ball!!!
“Questioning” by FORMER Fox “friends’” I COMMAND to STOP!!
It DISTRACTS ME from all the new CONSPIRACIES!!! I’ll drop!!!

23 November 2019

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