War Distraction

“Intelligence” Be Damned!!!, OK??? I’m THIRSTY for a WAR!!!
I DON’T need ANYONE with “branes” to help ME on that score
MY whole life through MY answer to “problems” has been ATTACK
And there are LOTS of “problem” monkeys riding on MY back
Distracting focus OFF of them is something I do well
And there are now SO MANY back there a WAR would be swell.

Little Rocket Man has bombs and sometimes he’s MY “pard”
And China WILL pay BILLIONS as MORE “tariffs” hit them hard
And Venezuela gets damned hot as summertime gains traction
That leaves Iran MY Number One Choice for MY WAR Distraction
I’ll get around to “two” and “three” and “four” eventually
But right now Iran is the place I want MY WAR to be.

Bolton is a “hawk” but I DO NOT like his “mustache”
And Pompeo’s too fat and Nazi Miller is too rash
I fired ALL MY “generals” because I “knew” MUCH more
So now it’s up to ME to “Congress” once again ignore
Who Cares if it has been their “role” to WAR “powers” impose???
As “President” AND “Commander in Chief” what I say goes!!!

One Hundred Twenty Thousand “troops” I WILL send overseas
To goad Iran into the WAR I NEED to “problems” ease
If some “troops” are the sons and daughters of MY fine WHITE Base
They’ll say it’s fine to send their kids to get MY WAR in place
I’ll praise their “Noble Sacrifice” when bullets start to fly
And ship over a MILLION MORE MY Distraction to ply.

Once MY FIRST WAR is underway I’ll instigate WAR “two”
And “three” and “four” WILL follow soon MORE Distractions to brew
ALL problem monkeys on MY back by WAR I WILL remove
And the fine Manly MAN I “know” I am MY WARS WILL “prove”
Too bad about those fine WHITE Base kids who I sacrifice
But SOMEONE’s got to pay to make WAR Distraction suffice.

16 May 2019

The Trump Administration Is Thirsty for War, Intelligence Be Damned
https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/war-iran-trump-administration-intelligence-835531/