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MY super-duper, Tremendous new IMMIGRATION!!! “Plan”
Would bar MYSELF from living here as an Amerikan!!!
When Jared dumped this thing on ME that he forgot to mention
If enacted his “Plan” would lead to his AND MY detention
And poor Nazi Steve Miller would get thrown out on his ear
Because his Granny could NOT speak ONE “word” of “English” clear!!!

At EVERY RALLY!!! I hump flags to prove that I belong
Among the fine WHITE faces of MY Amerikan throng
I call them ALL Great “Patriots” because they WORSHIP ME
And like any good cult leader pass out kool-aid for free
But behind MY flag-humping and kool-aid I Greatly FEAR
They WILL discover that MY father IMMIGRATED!!! here!!!

Or maybe it was Granddaddy???  These “family” things confuse
But at least, unlike Nazi Steve, Thank God they WERE NOT Jews!!!
SOMEONE was an IMMIGRANT!!! back in MY Family Tree
And Jared’s dumb “Plan” would extend HIS “status” down to ME!!!
And I would also have to “clean house” throughout MY fine Base!!!
That may explain why Pocahontas wears a smiley face.

I claimed Jared’s “Plan” as MY OWN but it I now reject
If it goes through EVERY Amerikan would be suspect
MOST would NOT pass the “pure-blood” test and OUT they would be thrown
MY GOD!!! That would mean Pocahontas could ascend MY throne!!!
SOMEBODY help ME “redefine” IMMIGRANT!!! “status” QUICK
Because under Jared’s dumb “Plan” it would to MY ass stick!!!

17 May 2019

Trump himself wouldn’t be an American under his new immigration plan
https://qz.com/1621267/trumps-new-immigration-plan-would-bar-himself-from-the-us/