The TurtleMan and I are Bottom Dwellers in MY Swamp
We wallow in its murky depths, on surface scum we romp
EACH day we splash mud on EACH other and spread it around
Especially on those attempting to gain higher ground
When they try going HIGH to climb above putrid Swamp gasses
We pull them back down LOW below to rejoin our Swamp masses.
The way TurtleMan once “led” Bottom Dwellers here worked fine
Down in MY Swamp his “leadership“ ensured they stayed in line
But lately there’s been stinking bubbles escaping MY Swamp
Before MORE bubble up and leave I MUST upon them stomp
TurtleMan had best get ALL Bottom Dwellers in order
Or from MY Swamp I WILL eject them like “kids” at MY border.
He and I are NOT the “buddies” we on Fox proclaim
I WILL revoke in NO time the Swamp Membership he’d claim
Up to now as Snake in MY Swamp he has shown NO heart
But now REBELLIOUS!! Bottom Dwellers from MY Swamp depart!!!
ALL Bottom Dwellers still here basking neck-deep in Swamp muck
MUST re-swear LOYALTY to ME or with HIM I’ll THEM chuck.
You Probably Don't Need A Reminder, But Mitch McConnell Is A Cynical Snake
https://crooksandliars.com/2019/05/you-probably-don’t-need-reminder-mitch
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