Poll Numbers

Because of the WITCH HUNT!!! MY “poll numbers” are WAY TOO LOW!!!
They would have been in the MILLIONS if NOT for that damned show
I “thought” they’d climb up to the sky with EACH ACCOMPLISHMENT
But they are ALL still MUCH TOO LOW, and that is why I vent.

The WITCH HUNT!!! was the way the DEMONcrats manipulated
MY “poll numbers” into the GUTTER where they WERE NOT fated
AS ALL KNOW I’m the GREATEST “President” there’s EVER been
That should have been “reflected” in “numbers” that made ME grin.

Instead I’m SCOWLING because MY “poll numbers” remain WEAK
They’ve been stuck in the “high 30s” for YEARS now at their peak
They are ALL downright LOUSY and the WITCH HUNT!!! is to BLAME
“I have NOTHING to do with them” is MY constant refrain.

At least Rasmussen ALWAYS tells it like it REALLY is
It is the ONLY “poll” that “COUNTS” with those who “know” the biz
It has become MY go-to “poll” for “numbers” that make SENSE
That’s why I keep on buying them regardless of expense.

As for ALL of those other “polls” I’m sparing NO expense
To DENY they EVEN EXIST, just like “gays” for Mike Pence
They have NO place in “history”, on the dustheap they’ll go
ALL future generations WILL “believe” like ME they BLOW.

As I ACCOMPLISH EVER MORE MY “poll numbers” will SOAR
WAY UP beyond the BILLION “percent mark” upwards they’ll ROAR
“History” WILL TOTALLY FORGET that WITCH HUNT!!! spat
Which tag-team Butt-Kiss and I have pinned firmly to the mat.

“History” instead WILL look back and “know” I was BEST
Despite MY “poll numbers” which were by WITCH HUNTERS!!! suppressed
MY REAL “poll numbers” which I WILL COMPLETELY reestablish
WILL make LOUSY WITCH HUNT!!! “poll numbers”, like Mike’s “gays”, ALL vanish.

29 May 2019

Trump blames a ‘witch hunt’ for his lousy poll numbers. He should be blaming himself
https://www.latimes.com/opinion/op-ed/la-oe-goldberg-trump-poll-twitter-20190528-story.html

Trump’s Approval Ratings Aren’t Connected to Mueller
https://www.nationalreview.com/2019/05/trump-approval-ratings-low-numbers-mueller-report/