Random Dumplings

It’s “true” I’ve NO “idea” or “clue” about what I am doing
And haven’t since MY whole “campaigning” thing began a-brewing
But that’s the way I “operate” and is since I’ve begun
In “business” and now “politics” I’m “clueless”, BUT NOT DUMB!!!
I’m SMART ENOUGH to “know” if I keep “doing” stuff EACH day
Eventually SOMETHING I do is BOUND to go MY way!!!

I went “bankrupt” THREE TIMES, OK???, and still made LOTS of DOUGH
But how much MONEY I amassed the world MUST NEVER “know”
MY so-called “tax returns” WILL NEVER see the light of day
By hiding them I hide MY DOUGH from “scrutiny” away
Who Cares if I DON’T have Tremendous WEALTH I say I’ve got???
If ALL remain “clueless” like ME I can claim it’s A LOT!!!

I have NO “idea” HOW I WON this “Presidential” thing
But since I did I “thought” I might as well give it a fling
And just kept doing what I do in “business” and in “life”
(Which I am also “clueless” about, just ask ANY wife)
And that’s the way things since Day One of MY reign make “progress”
Each random, “clueless” thing I do entangles MORE MY “mess”.

I “know” I’ve made a “mess”, OK???, But what ELSE can I do???
I CAN’T untangle MY web woven without any “clue”
Its “warp” and “weft” get MORE entangled EACH and EVERY day
With EVERY “clueless”, random thing I do or tweet or say
But like a fine thick yummy soup if you keep adding stuff
SOMETHING is BOUND to make it taste “good” once you add enough.

So EVERY day another “clueless” “no idea” I poop
As “clueless” actions, tweets, and words get mixed up in MY soup
I’m CONFIDENT that in the end it’s BOUND to taste like SOMETHING
If I add to it EVERY day another random dumpling
And I WILL become a Great “chef” by force-feeding MY Base
MY Soup of Lies spooned hot down EVERY hungry, “clueless” face.

14 May 2019

Trump has no idea what he’s doing
https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/trump-has-no-idea-what-hes-doing/2019/05/13/a3e6a626-75c0-11e9-bd25-c989555e7766_story.html