Cash Hose

I’m MUCH TOO BUSY playing golf and tweet-storming to vent
To deal with any “court case” dealing with “emolument”
That’s why I’ve told MY toads at Justice to it intercede
To buy ME MORE time to on MY fine “emoluments” feed.

I’m stockpiling Great WEALTH WAY UP as fast as I can grab it
And WILL NOT let a so-called “lawsuit” break ME of the habit
MY ONLY goal as “President” is to get RICH AS HELL
Because back as a BUSINESSMAN things did NOT go so well.

The day I WON MY Great “election” by 12 BILLION VOTES
I gained a strangle-hold around ALL “emolument” throats
And since then I’ve been squeezing just as hard as I can squeeze
To choke “MUCHO DINERO” out of those seeking to please.

And I AM pleased, BELIEVE ME, with how things are working out
MY firehose spraying ME MONEY is no dripping spout
It’s issuing a TORRENT of CASH EACH and EVERY day
And I WILL NOT allow a “lawsuit” to reduce its spray.

So get to work, you Justice toads, and “pause” that stupid “case”
I NEED MY Cash Hose spraying WEALTH at ever increased pace
Claim that I’m MUCH TOO BUSY for a “lawsuit” at this time
Especially one that says getting WEALTHY is a “crime”.

15 May 2019

Justice Department asks judge to pause emoluments case, argues Trump is too busy
https://www.cnn.com/2019/05/14/politics/trump-emoluments-democrats-subpoena/