Child’s Play

I’m off to the “G-20 meeting” soon, where ALL AGREE
I’ll be it’s MOST Tremendous “expert” on “trade policy”
MY brane is an “encyclopedia” of “tariff” “facts”
I’m getting BILLIONS from the Chinese through “tariff” ATTACKS
I “understand” the “issue” better than ANYBODY
ALL it’s “ingredients” and “stats” are “child’s play” to ME!!!

ONLY I ALONE “know” MORE than the “majority”
About how to WIN “Trade WARS!!!”, it’s as EASY as can be!!!
MY “WAR” with China’s going SO WELL I’m “planning” LOTS MORE
If “one” is Good 10 WILL be Great ways to MORE MONEY score!!!
I haven’t yet “decided” what other “countries” I’ll hit
But MANY at the “G-20 meeting” I’m SURE WILL fit.

Maybe I’ll start “Trade WARS!!!” with MORE slant-eyes like “Japan”
But they play LOTS of GOLF!!! there so that may NOT be MY “plan”
I HATE ALL “Europeans” so their “countries” I may pick
Except for “France”, the PARADES!!! they stage there are really slick
I’m not sure who else is included in “G-20’s” pack
But I’m SURE MANY WILL “prove” to ME they DESERVE ATTACK!!!

As for “complaints” from “farmers” I say it’s again FAKE NEWS!!!
NO ONE in MY fine Base would EVER “think” MY WARS could “lose”!!!
They ALL “trust” ME “implicitly” to “improve” their sad lot
So when it comes to WINNING “Trade WARS!!!” they’ll defend EACH shot
The BILLIONS I’ll get from “China” they “know” down on the “farm”
I WILL be sending their way soon to “protect” them from harm.

So off I go, Amerika, the BEST “expert” alive
To wage “Trade WARS!!!” across the globe until NO FOES survive
I’ll force EVERY “G-20” “nation” to its shaky knees
By ramping up MULTIPLE “Trade WARS!!!” I’ll then WIN with ease
MY “Trade WARS” bring UBTOLD BILLIONS from places I HATE
MY “critics” WILL “concede” MY “expertise” is SUPER GREAT!!!

18 May 2019

Trump stumbles over his confusion about his own trade policy
http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/trump-stumbles-over-his-confusion-about-his-own-trade-policy/amp

Trump's Trade War With China Could Cost the Average Family Up to $2,300 a Year, Report Estimates
http://time.com/5587197/trump-china-trade-war-cost-families/

Trump says his trade policy is working. To some Wisconsin farmers, it’s ‘a kick in the teeth’
https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/trump-says-his-trade-policy-is-working-to-some-wisconsin-farmers-its-a-kick-in-the-teeth