TurtleMan and the Toadies

The Senate “whines” about the things that I make “come to pass”
While lining up to to see who’ll be the FIRST to kiss MY ass
They say I cause “ugly surprises” they were NOT expecting
And then they get right back to work “Democracy” rejecting
TurtleMan and the Toadies treat ME like someone Grand
They do ALL I say...Hey!!! That is a Great Name for a Band!!!

TurtleMan and the Toadies!!! It has a “lovely” ring!!!
And it’s “appropriate” because MY “Hits” those flunkies sing!!!
My “Hits” against so-called “Rule of Law”, “Freedom”, “Liberty”
“Balance of Powers”, “Emoluments”, “Common Decency”
They sing MY songs EACH DAY from early dawn to fall of night
While ALSO singing they’re “appalled” when things I do AREN’T “right”.

AS ALL who sing in bands, chorales, and choruses AGREE
Singing out of BOTH sides of your mouth makes “harmony”
TurtleMan and the Toadies are making it a “science”
To whine out of one side while from the other sing “compliance”
As long as the sides singing support for ME DOMINATE
I’ll let the whiny singer sides also participate.

13 April 2019

Senate Republicans whine about Trump's ugly surprises—the ones they keep supporting
https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2019/4/12/1849730/-Senate-Republicans-beg-Trump-to-stop-dropping-ugly-surprises-on-them