Bipartisansh*t

“Grand Budget Deal??? NOT HAPPENING!!! It NEVER WILL!!! No Way!!!
“Congress” is in SHAMBLES!!! (and I LIKE it, I must say!!!)
Republicans and DEMONcrats HATE one another’s guts
They NEVER WILL “agree” on “spending” OR on “budget cuts”
Amerika’s in GRIDLOCK and I am “thankful” for it
It makes ME look GOOD when compared with BIPARTISANSH*T!!!

I simply have to whine and say “why can’t we get along?”
To spark reaction from BOTH sides of that unruly throng
One side complains I’m TOO “tough”, the other NOT “tough” enough
Back and forth they throw insults at each other real rough
They’re NOT getting one damned thing done and that is FINE with ME
I’ll soon ride in to save the day just like the Calvary!!!

I WILL come charging up the “Hill” and sweep BOTH sides away
So I can impose MY WILL!!! They ALL HATE ME anyway
There is NO “point” of trying to “play nice” with EITHER side
Republicans used to LOVE ME but now can’t ME abide
And DEMONcrats have ALWAYS HATED EVERYTHING I do
So a POX on BOTH of their houses!!! With them BOTH I’m THROUGH!!!

“Judiciary’s” in MY pocket with “judges” I pack
Now “legislative’s” grown chaotic as BOTH sides attack
“Executive” (that’s ME!!!) WILL be the LAST “branch” standing tall
I have DESTROYED “balance of powers” WAY beyond recall
I’m MORE “Authoritarian” than even FAKE NEWS!!! claims
And at the rate “Congress” is going I’ll soon hold ALL reins!!!

12 April 2019

Trump: Grand budget deal ‘not happening!’
https://www.politico.com/story/2019/04/11/trump-budget-1271843

Schumer, McConnell trade blame as Senate declines
https://www.politico.com/story/2019/04/11/senate-nuclear-option-filibuster-1271791

The growing signs of a rift between Trump and the Senate GOP
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2019/04/10/growing-signs-rift-between-trump-senate-gop/