Survival

PIGS in AMERICA are HEALTHY!!! They DON’T NEED “inspections”!!!
“Inspectors” are a “roadblock” to speedy BACON!!! selections
MY fine WHITE Base DEMANDS their crispy BACON!!! RIGHT AWAY!!!
It is NOT RIGHT for “inspectors” to cause BACON!!! DELAY
Getting BACON!!! quickly on MY “voters” plates is KEY
So I hereby declare henceforth Pork “inspections” “FINI”!!!

For MY AMERICAN PIG Farmers “inspections” are THROUGH
(After that whole big “tariff” mess it’s the least I can do!!!)
EVERY PIG they “raise” is such a HEALTHY, HAPPY fella
There is NO NEED to “inspect” ANY to “find” “salmonella”
“Salmonella” and “E. coli” “bugs” are VERY SMALL
Why “look” for something you CAN’T “see”??? That makes NO “sense” AT ALL!!!

So have NO FEAR, AMERICA, BACON!!! is on it’s way!!!
“Inspectors” WILL NO LONGER make you wait due to DELAY
OK, maybe a FEW of you may “die”, but what the Hell???
ALL KNOW that is a price worth paying for MEAT that’s SO SWELL!!!
REAL AMERICANS CAN’T LIVE without BACON!!! EACH DAY
Their “survival” DEPENDS on “inspections” going away!!!

5 April 2019

Trump administration to slash USDA pork inspections, including tests for salmonella, E. coli
http://www.dailykos.com/stories/1847489