Representatives

I ONLY “choose” “Ambassadors” who donate BUCKS to ME
But what the Hell is “wrong” with that??? Their BUCKS PROVE LOYALTY!!!
They are the VERY BEST of ALL I could send “overseas”
They”ll be Great “representatives” in ALL sh*thole “countries”.

It DOES NOT MATTER if their “language skills” are “below par”
Or they “know” NO “geography” about “places” they are
They DONATED to MY “campaign”, which helped ME get “elected”
NO better “representatives” of ME could be selected.

I DON’T CARE if those sh*tholes “think” sending them means “Screw You!!!”
And I have NO “idea” what an “Ambassador” should do
It DOES NOT MATTER what they do if they keep sending DOUGH
That ALONE PROVES to ME they’re SMART,  despite “stuff” they DON’T “know”.

So if you want a cushy “job” in some dumb “foreign” land
Send ME a MILLION BUCKS or MORE and I’ll make your life Grand
Just tell ME where you’d like to go and I WILL send you there
Your “confirmation’s” GUARANTEED (Republicans don’t care).

4 April 2019

Trump has nominated at least 14 major inauguration donors for ambassador positions
https://www.axios.com/trump-inauguration-ambassador-nominees-e3f887b5-b1e8-4299-9afb-8591810ab5e3.html

Trump's Ambassador Picks Don't Know Geography
https://crooksandliars.com/2019/04/trumps-ambassador-picks-dont-know

Donors to the Trump inaugural committee got ambassador nominations. But are they qualified?
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/donors-trump-inaugural-committee-got-ambassador-nominations-are-they-qualified-n990116?cid=sm_npd_nn_tw_ma