Flaming Love

ENOUGH about that old frog church!!! The fire’s OUT, OK????
And it’s been keeping ME OUT of the HEADLINES night and day!!!
So What if it mostly “burned down”??? It was way off in “France”!!!
I could care less what happens there!!! I MOCK them EVERY chance
That “country” has some Great Parades, but that is about ALL
It is a sh*thole otherwise, with RAIN, as I “recall”.

Although, now that I “think” about it, maybe there’s some PROFIT
In having some “symbol” burn up just like a NASA Rocket
Because that Macaroon was getting HATED just like ME
But now HIS “country’s” rallied ‘round him like a Christmas Tree
If I can get SOMETHING to burn and then say “What A Shame!!!”
Then maybe MORE WILL support ME and jump on the Trump Train!!!

My “rating” of “approval” is in a LOW “40s” slump
Despite Lou Dobb’s attempt to give it a big 12-point jump
People either “love” or HATE ME, there’s NO “middle ground”
But with an “inferno” or two flames might turn some around
Macaroon is basking in the glow of dying flame
If I torch some old “monument” MORE “love” I may obtain!!!

I’ll have to select carefully to MY BASE NOT piss off
ALL flag-draped things I like to hump I WILL NOT in flames toss
But if some DEMONcrat “symbol” instead I choose to burn
Although it would FEEL GREAT it would NOT lessen Dems TRUMP spurn!!!
There has to be something ALL “love” I can burn to the ground...
I “know”!!! The Statue of “Liberty” would turn heads around!!!

I’ll send Nazi Steve Miller up to New York right away
With orders to burn that old statue DOWN into the bay
And, HEY!!! I just “remembered” (or maybe someone just said)
That stupid statue came from “France”!!! So if I burn it dead
I can gain DOUBLE “sympathy”!!! At least it’s worth a try
So here’s some gas and dynamite, Steve, go make that Bitch fry!!!

16 April 2019

France is a divided nation – but Notre Dame has brought us together
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/apr/16/france-divided-notre-dame-tragedy

Notre Dame fire shows the power of monuments to the French
https://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/notre-dame-fire-shows-power-monuments-french-62425174

Politics Put on Pause as France Mourns Notre Dame
https://www.usnews.com/news/best-countries/articles/2019-04-16/politics-put-on-pause-as-france-mourns-notre-dame