Breaking Rank

Republicans “challenging” ME??? Can such a thing be “true”???
They ALL pledged LOYALTY, OK??? FAKE NEWS!!! I’m telling you!!!
They drank MY Kool-Aid!!! Kissed MY ring!!! Bent down and kissed MY ass!!!
And they’ve kept kissing it EACH DAY, NOT ONE’s let ONE DAY pass!!!
But now some jerk from “Massachusetts” DARES “run” AGAINST ME???
And some other says “climate change” is NOT a fantasy???

It WILL be hard to DOMINATE if jerks get out of hand
To stop these first “two” RIGHT AWAY I’d better “make a plan”
I usually just “wing it” and ALL Toadies toe the line
But this time I WILL maybe be FORCED to “work overtime”!!!
I guess I can delay MY next golf game an hour or two
With Republicans “Breaking RANK” it’s the LEAST I can do.

OK, let’s see...delay GOLF GAME...that is “Step” “number” “one”
This “plan” is going Super Great, and it I’ve just begun!!!
“Step” “one” is done, I’m told that means the next “Step’s” “number” “two”...
Man, this is HARD!!! To “make a plan” there is SO MUCH to do!!!
The Hell with it!!! Move MY tee time back up, SCREW the delay!!!
There are ONLY “two” jerks so far who WON’T do what I say.

As long as TurtleMan and “Congress” Toadies stay in line
And NO ONE ELSE starts “Breaking RANK” I’m SURE I’ll come through fine
Who needs a “plan” so “multi-step” when you RULE Toads through FEAR???
I simply have to remind them “election” time is near
And if I “withdraw” MY “support” they’ll be OUT ON THEIR ASS
So they’d better keep kissing MINE!!! Line Up, You Toads, “In Mass”!!!

16 April 2019

William Weld Becomes the First Republican to Challenge Trump in the 2020 Primaries
http://time.com/5571336/william-weld-gop-nomination-2020/

The Republican breaking rank with his party on climate change
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/apr/15/garret-graves-republican-climate-change-louisiana

Mitch McConnell is living in fear he will cross Trump and it will cost him re-election to the Senate
https://www.rawstory.com/2019/04/mitch-mcconnell-living-fear-will-cross-trump-will-cost-re-election-senate/