Non-Existant

MY non-existent HEALTH CARE PLAN is a TREMENDOUS WINNER!!!
It is a TOTAL, COMPLETE WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!!!
It WILL take care of EVERY HEALTH CARE “problem” in the land!!!
It’s SO GREAT it’s INCREDIBLE!!! WAY BETTER than just GRAND!!!
There’s NEVER been a better HEALTH CARE PLAN in “HISTORY”!!!
NOT “NOW”, NOT “THEN”, NOT NEVER EVER WILL there EVER BE!!!

What’s that, you say??? You want “details” on how MY PLAN will “work”???
Go away, kid, you bother ME!!! Stop acting like a jerk!!!
I ME MYSELF say it’s TREMENDOUS!!! What MORE do you need???
From here on out you WILL be “HEALTHY”, that is GUARANTEED!!!
You WILL NOT need a “doctor” with a dumb so-called “degree”
You’ll become SUPER HEALTHY if you just BELIEVE IN ME!!!

Because I’m, like, a GENIUS I “know” “whereof” I speak
BELIEVE IN ME and your HEALTH WILL EXPLODE in JUST ONE WEEK!!!
And your HEALTH WILL BE “RADIANT”!!! IT WILL SHINE like the SUN!!!
With HEALTH like THAT it DOES NOT MATTER MY PLAN’s NOT “begun”
Who needs a “PLAN” when you have ME to tell you how you “feel”???
The GOP’s your HEALTH PARTY!!! ALL “sickness” is UNREAL!!!

30 March 2019

White House, Congress point fingers over nonexistent health care plan
https://www.cnn.com/2019/03/28/politics/health-care-plan-white-house-congress/

GOP scrambles to deal with Trump's decision on health care
https://apnews.com/9cfbd8f265914768956c928ff14d2151