Army of Enablers

MY “Army of Enablers” had better move their asses
The LIES!!! that Lyin’ Cohen LIED!!!  have made it ‘round the masses
MY fine WHITE Base of 35% WON’T BELIEVE him
But there are MORE “percents”, I’m told, who seek to do ME in
So get up off your butts, toadies, there’s water to be carried
To PROTECT ME from “consequences” GALLONS must be ferried.

Take a page out of Matt Gaetz’ book, he’s a groveling Toad
He tweeted THREATS, “apologized”, then called ME on the road
To tell ME how happy he was to have “done it” for ME
That is what I DEMAND from Toadies, suck-up LOYALTY
I give him “credit” for trying to on MY “respect” cash
So what if “Bars” “investigate” and middle fingers flash?

“Credit”, of course, is ALL he gets, and NOT for very long
And he gets NO “respect” for being part of MY Toad throng
As MY “enablers” go he is WAY down in the ranks
Compared with Ragin’ Racist Meadows he deserves NO “thanks”
Meadow’s “Black Prop” was a shrewd move, too bad it backfired
But his INDIGNANTY was CLASSIC!!! ALL should be inspired.

MY “Army of Enablers”, come hither unto ME
It’s time again to pledge undying Toadie LOYALTY
Drink once again MY special Kool-Aid, then GET BACK TO WORK
Protecting ME from EVERY LYING!!! Prime Time “witness” JERK
There’s going to be A LOT OF THEM in “hearings” soon to come
You ALL had better UP YOUR GAME, the END GAME has begun.

1 March 2019

Trump’s 'army of enablers' destroyed by ex-Bush official for their disgraceful 'kissing up' to president at Cohen hearing
https://www.rawstory.com/2019/02/trumps-army-enablers-destroyed-ex-bush-official-disgraceful-kissing-president-cohen-hearing/

Matt Gaetz overheard telling Trump about threatening Michael Cohen tweet: 'I was happy to do it for you'
https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/matt-gaetz-overheard-telling-trump-about-threatening-michael-cohen-tweet-i-was-happy-to-do-it-for-you

State Rep. Accidentally Posts Photo of Middle School Girl Giving Him the Finger
https://www.elle.com/culture/career-politics/a20124296/matt-gaetz-middle-schooler-finger-picture/

Videos of Mark Meadows saying ‘send Obama home to Kenya’ resurface hours after he’s accused of racist stunt
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2019/02/28/video-mark-meadows-saying-send-obama-home-kenya-resurfaces-hours-after-hes-accused-racist-stunt/?utm_term=.5b71ffcea90b&tid=sm_fb

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2019/02/28/what-mark-meadows-anger-rashida-tlaib-says-about-our-racial-politics/

Republicans might not know it yet, but the Michael Cohen hearing was history's door swinging shut
https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2019/2/28/1838239/-Republicans-might-not-know-it-yet-but-the-Michael-Cohen-hearing-was-history-s-door-swinging-shut