National Emergency

It’s a NATIONAL EMERGENCY!!! that I can’t get MY WALL!!!
By now it should have been constructed MANY miles tall
And I know MORE about construction than EVERYONE ELSE
So don’t ask ME to be content with some dumb “steel-slat” fence
I DEMAND CONCRETE for MY Great WALL stretching sea to sea
CONCRETE is HARD, UNYIELDING, and EXTREMELY DENSE like ME.

The “Government” WILL stay in SHUTDOWN!!! mode ETERNALLY
Until MY WALL provides CONCRETE BORDER SECURITY!!!
AS ALL KNOW TERRORISTS!!! are STREAMING NORTH in CARAVANS!!!
MY WALL ALONE can DEFEND us from their TERRORIST!!! plans
4,000 TERRORISTS!!! TODAY ALONE tried sneaking in
Chris Wallace should be ashamed hitting Suckabee’s fat chin.

Because Wallace works for Fox I say that enough’s enough
When Fox Friends start abandoning you it’s time to play ROUGH
Besides, ALL those NOT getting paychecks say that they AGREE
100% say that they do, or so MANY tell ME
And EVERY last past “President” regrets NO WALL was built
As MANY have now told ME they ALL back ME to the hilt.

MY back CAN’T be “against the WALL” when MY Great WALL I lack!
That’s why I may use EMERGENCY POWERS!!! to attack
“They” say there’s NO EMERGENCY and thus I’d “break the law”
There is a GRAVE EMERGENCY!!! and “they” can EAT IT RAW!
I PROMISED I would BUILD THE WALL, EMERGENCY or not
If I DO NOT MY chance of RE-ELECTION WILL be shot!

If that’s NOT an EMERGENCY then I don’t know what is
I NEED another term in office to increase MY biz
Emoluments don’t simply give themselves away for free
As “President” you get to rake them in without a fee
It’s therefore an EMERGENCY if MY WALL is NOT built
Without it MY POWER to PROFIT in “office” WILL wilt.

So on the Schumer SHUTDOWN!!! goes until I get MY WALL
I DO NOT CARE how long it takes, come Spring, Summer, or Fall
ALL those who aren’t now getting paid tell ME to have NO FEAR
They support ME 100% and they WILL ALL YEAR
And EVERY former “President” tells ME MY aim is TRUE
So Suckabee, GET BACK TO WORK!!! 4,000 MORE FACTS spew.

7 January 2018

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https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2019/1/6/1824003/-Lying-yet-again-Sarah-Huckabee-Sanders-gets-her-clock-cleaned-by-Fox-News-Chris-Wallace

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https://thinkprogress.org/trump-relate-shutdown-bills-6a5f4f521637/

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