Gridlock

“They” say that I may have to “change” now that Blues “Congress” rearrange
But I’ll be damned if I’ll give in just because MY Red side’s grown thin
Republicans still worship ME to unprecedented degree
So DEMONcrats can go to Hell, who cares if their numbers now swell?
I WILL stand firm and WILL NOT budge, for AS ALL KNOW I hold a grudge
Long after ALL others move on MY vengeance I plot ‘cause they’re WRONG
To think I’ve forgotten their slights. Destroying them’s one of MY RIGHTS.

I WILL destroy them, BELIEVE ME, starting on top with Pelosi
Then working down through their roll call until they’re DESTROYED one and ALL
As “President” I HOLD ALL POWER, no way to a Blue Wave I’ll cower
I’ll stand firm against their Blue tide and force it in pain to subside
Attacking ME is their downfall, I WON’T budge ‘till I get MY WALL
Prepare for GRIDLOCK EVERY DAY, MY WALL is NOT going away!
In MY White House I’ve hunkering down to MY Great WALL ALONE expound.

As 25% agree, ONLY MY WALL WILL KEEP US FREE!!!
To TERRORIST!!! children defeat I’m DEMANDING miles of CONCRETE
A solid WALL along MY border to hold back mass BROWN-skinned disorder
Five BILLION point six is MY price, and if DEMONcrats DON’T play nice
The “Government” WILL stay SHUTDOWN!!! I’ll FORCE that Blue Mob to come ‘round
I’m NOT giving in one damn inch, to BUILD MY WALL I’ll make them flinch!!!
Pelosi’s Punks I WILL make pay, and MEXICO WILL TOO, OK?

4 January 2019

Congress no closer to deal despite House votes to end shutdown
https://www.politico.com/story/2019/01/03/government-shutdown-day-13-1078290

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trump-proves-an-enigmatic-negotiator-as-government-shutdown-continues-with-no-end-in-sight/2019/01/03/ccbededc-0f87-11e9-84fc-d58c33d6c8c7_story.html