Random Numbers

If NOT for that damned WITCH HUNT!!! targeting MY “government”
The rate of MY approval would top seven five percent
Mueller’s Meddling Maniacs have held MY number down
They ALL should be shot at sunrise and then driven from town
The second that their WITCH HUNT!!! stops I’ll top 100 Plus
In fact I may top 1,000 after this WITCH HUNT!!! fuss.

The percent numbers I pull from MY butt are randomized
Each one grows higher than the last through growth curves fantasized
On dark depressing days when “real” numbers fall off a cliff
I think about WITCH HUNT!!! endings and MINE climb fast and stiff
It does NOT matter what approval rating tolls I claim
What matters is MY Base believes they’re SO high they’re INSANE.

The most Exterme Right Wing poll EVER says 50%
Well, 49, OK? But hey, I’ll take what I can get!
And claiming that without the WITCH HUNT!!! I’d score MUCH MUCH higher
ONLY, like, MY Genius brane could EVER conspire
So the next time FAKE NEWS “reports” MY score’s down in dumps
I’ll pull more random numbers out and reassure Base chumps.

6 December 2018

Trump Claims His Approval Rating Would Be 75 Percent If Not For Mueller's Investigation
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-approval-rating-robert-mueller-investigation_us_5c094723e4b0bf813ef50a26?utm_source=main_fb&utm_medium=facebook&ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000063&utm_campaign=hp_fb_pages

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2018/12/06/how-trumps-approval-rating-has-evolved-according-data-scientist-donald-trump/