Happy Place

MY Great, Tremendous SECOND YEAR is coming to an end
2019 lies ahead and WILL be Great AGAIN
And after that ANOTHER YEAR before Election Day
When BELIEVE ME I’ll WIN AGAIN, so FOUR MORE YEARS convey
That WILL give ME more than enough time to end “voting” strife
I’ll outlaw future “elections” and be crowned KING FOR LIFE.

As two fine doctors have now said I’m HEALTHY as can be
There’s NEVER been a “President” with better “genes” than ME
So even though I WILL be “older” when I get MY crown
It does NOT matter because I WILL outlive ALL around
MY “constitution” gives ME LOTS of time, SO MANY years
To make sure that that other “constitution” disappears.

Because I ALWAYS put MYSELF above EVERYTHING ELSE
ALL that I’ve done and ALL I do increases MY Great wealth
So NOT ONLY WILL I live on into eternity
I’ll also BE the ONLY 1% eventually
I WILL accumulate ALL WEALTH and POWER to be had
It may take time but I’ve got LOTS thanks to MY mom and dad.

So there you have MY SECOND annual job summary
What lies ahead in three and four we’ll have to wait and see
But AS ALL KNOW they’ll be Tremendous just like MY first two
And after re-election KING FOR LIFE I WILL make true...
...What? Oh... excuse ME...men in White coats have come to MY door
To take ME to a happy place to dream forevermore.

31 December 2018

What really makes the Trump presidency scary
https://www.cnn.com/2018/12/30/opinions/what-makes-trump-presidency-so-scary-weinberg/