Thanks To ME

I am SO thankful for MYSELF it is hard to express
ONLY I ALONE got MY country out of a mess
MY nation is so much more stronger you wouldn’t believe it
ALL foreign so-called “leaders” I meet KNOW that I’ve retrieved it
Before I showed up MY country was in an awful mess
So on Thanksgiving Day I thank ME for being the BEST.

ALL of the troops I’m talking to today surely agree
They are honored and privledged to be defending ME
It’s tough that those tough people have to spend their days in mud
But that’s the price MY troops MUST pay when TERRORISTS here flood
Remember things are much more stronger than when I first came
So tough it out, MY cannon fodder, and thank ME again.

We are so much more stronger than before I got elected
MY country is SO thankful it was ME they ALL selected
And so to end this phone call with MY troops I again say
I thank them for their thanking ME in EACH and EVERY way
AMERIKA is SO much stronger now that I am here
Just think how much MORE stronger I will make it by NEXT year.

23 November 2018

Trump Says He’s Thankful for Himself This Thanksgiving
https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-says-hes-thankful-for-himself-this-thanksgiving

Trump Is 'Most Thankful' For His Own 'Tremendous' Work. Twitter's Jaw Drops.
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/trump-most-thankful-for-tremendous-difference-he-has-made-in-america_us_5bf73215e4b0eb6d930cf748