Trained Seals

The trained seals at MY Rallies know exactly what to do
When I say we should “LOCK HER UP!!” they do NOT ask ME “Who?”
I just plug in the name of any “woman” Democrat
And they respond immediately, their eyes they don’t bat
They bark “LOCK HER UP” right back at ME for I’ve trained them well
Their flippers flap and from their snouts Great peals of laughter swell.

Like the good trained seals that they are they do NOTHING unplanned
That’s why MY Rallies go so well, they respond to command
To get then to do anything is as easy as pie
If I told them to kill themselves they’d ALL happily die
At each new Rally I ensure that they are never bored
My mocking tone’s the only treat they seek as their reward.

I need trained seals to surround ME ‘cause I’m a narcissist
They NEVER question what I do, on it they ALL insist
They are the refuge that I need, MY shelter from the storm
I can repeat MYSELF ad nauseum and they don’t scorn
At every Rally they LOVE hearing how I got elected
And even if they’ve lost their farms they NEVER act dejected.

I NEED the sound of flippers flapping to reassure ME
To reaffirm I’m the BEST “President” assuredly
To NEVER question those I mock or any FACT I state
And just like ME to believe EVERYTHING I do is Great
Each mocking treat I toss to them they swallow way down deep
They are the most well-trained trained seals a “President” can keep.

11 October 2018

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