Loconomics

It is ENTIRELY the Fed’s fault, EVERY BIT of it!!!
MY “Trade Wars” have got NOTHING to do with stock market sh*t!!!
The Dow is sinking like a stone but that is NOT MY FAULT
It’s is the LOCO Fed itself that won’t make “rate hikes” halt
ALL those who know about such things tell ME one thing is TRUE:
“Trade Wars” are GOOD for industry, the Rich, and (maybe) you.

The sell-off taking down the Dow you cannot pin on ME
I’ll WIN EVERY Trade Wars I wage, be patient and you’ll see
China will soon capitulate, they’re scared of ME big time
A little pain will mean Great Gain for ALL Rich friends of MINE
To those who have lost jobs and family farms I say JUST WAIT!
It won’t be long before your life, BELIEVE ME, will be Great!!!

Together we will weather this stock market “sell off” scare
None of you own stock anyway so why should you lot care?
If you are a Ford worker then OK, things may get tough
To win Trade Wars in the long term short term you MUST play rough
But just to reassure you I declare “sell-offs” FAKE NEWS
They are ALL plots by Demon Democrats who FEAR they’ll LOSE.

The market will “reverse” itself bigly real soon you bet!
And DON’T listen to FAKE NEWS “reports” worried about “debt”
It’s no big deal that under ME  “debt” has to records grown
I’m sure that higher “debt” is GOOD so I leave it alone
The MORE debt rises up the better the “economy”
Don’t ask ME how that works, just trust it does and BELIEVE ME.

Trump Says Blame ‘Loco’ Fed, Not China Trade War, for Sell-Off
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-10-10/white-house-says-economy-incredibly-strong-despite-selloff

Ford announces plan to lay off workers after tariffs cost them $1B
https://www.msnbc.com/stephanie-ruhle/watch/ford-announces-plan-to-lay-off-workers-after-tariffs-cost-them-1b-1339996227577?v=raila&

How Trump’s Impulsiveness, Vanity, and Cronyism Could Tank the Economy
https://www.newyorker.com/news/swamp-chronicles/will-trumponomics-collapse