Sentimental Journey

To Hell with Jews who don’t want ME to come and meet with them!
I’ll go to Pittsburgh despite their saying I’m NOT their friend
There are a couple other Jews, the Republican kind
Who said if I go show up there they really wouldn’t mind
That bunch deserves the high Honor of shaking hands with ME
The other bunch can go pound sand in their cemetery.

I have more grievances than grief, that’s how I am, OK?
But MY faux “Jewish’ daughter says I should NOT stay away
She says if I go and at least pretend to feel “remorse”
Election momentum that’s gone I’ll help get back on course
She’s Right! If I go it will swing the spotlight back on ME!!
And if I have to I’m sure I can “act” with “dignity”.

Besides who wants to read about some grieving Jewish Mob?
New coverage will be MUCH better if I go hobnob
I’ll go pre-empt those funerals with grievance and complaint
That I have NOT been treated like a fine White Christian Saint
As Suckabee herself has said that is NOT to ME fair
I should be Honored for the Honor of MY visit there.

So pack MY bag, Pittsburgh’s in the same state as MY Golf Club!
I can get in a couple rounds after I Jew hands rub
Ivanka and Melania will be there by MY side
Displaying “sympathy” to cover ME when I get snide
And if I get to meet “survivors” before I escape
I’m sure Fox News can make it look like I’m NOT acting fake.

Just like way back in POUR-TOE-REEK-KO I’ll drip “sympathy”
And if they need Great paper towels I’ll toss out two or three
I’ll “schmooze” with “Rabbis” and with “Cantors” I’ll try NOT to “kvetch”
And around Jewish “women” I’ll pretend I’m NOT a lech
This “sentimental” journey I embark upon today
Is just what I need to help swing Red Voters back MY way.

30 October 2018

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trump-and-aides-struggle-to-balance-midterm-attacks-with-empathy-after-synagogue-massacre/2018/10/29/1685edd8-dbaf-11e8-b732-3c72cbf131f2_story.html

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/pittsburgh-synagogue-shootings-deepen-divide-in-jewish-community-over-trump/2018/10/29/e67cc6ec-daf1-11e8-aa33-53bad9a881e8_story.html

Defiant and divisive, Trump set to honor Pittsburgh victims
https://edition.cnn.com/2018/10/30/politics/donald-trump-pittsburgh-visit-rhetoric/

Pittsburgh shooting: White House denies Trump rhetoric to blame
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-46025867

Trump visit stirs debate; massacre defendant in court
https://apnews.com/f5a2da00ce204e10a34d5447d8bc6045

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/hasnt-trump-suffered-enough/2018/10/29/81b4df54-dbc5-11e8-85df-7a6b4d25cfbb_story.html