Counter Crisis

Encourage HATE and crank up FEAR, that’s MY Election play
I’m sending troops against “immigrants” to blow Dems away
I promise there will be a Bright Red Wave that sweeps MY land
And don’t care if it’s Votes or Blood, although BOTH would be Grand
I’m jazzing up a CRISIS to get MY Toads voted in
But if deployed troops shoot Terrorist kids I also WIN.

The proven way to stay in POWER is to increase FEAR
Among the gullible you’ve con to think you hold them dear
And that is why I’m sending troops with guns so rapidly
Despite 900 miles separating THEM from ME
I have to sell the lie THEY will soon invade YOUR home town
To justify the troops I’m sending south to STAND MY GROUND.

I LOVE being “Commander in Chief”, it gives ME the POWER
To send MY troops off to MY border and behind them cower
I could care less about that far-off poor brown “caravan”
But sending 5200 troops proves I’M A MAN!
And that is what MY fine White Base fully expects of ME
To PROTECT THEM at the expense of dumb “democracy”.

So off MY troops go, I even got Mattes to agree
That sending troops to MY made-up Crisis means VICTORY
Those troops will prove I am ready to keep MY Base protected
From ANY Bogus Crisis that MY Great Brane has confected
Why command troops if you cannot deploy them rapidly
To counter the REAL Crisis Dems may soon WIN easily?

29 October 2018

Pentagon: 5,000 Troops Will Be Deployed To U.S.-Mexico Border : NPR
https://www.npr.org/2018/10/29/661863890/pentagon-5-000-troops-will-be-deployed-to-u-s-mexico-border

U.S. to deploy over 5,200 troops to Mexico border
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-immigration-trump/thousands-of-us-troops-could-be-sent-to-mexico-border-source-idUSKCN1N31VG