That “Presidential Alert” just sent out worked pretty well!!
It linked MY phone up to a Billion phones!!! Hey, what the Hell...
I am the “President” so why not use this brand new way
To bug the Hell out of millions of Blue voters each day?
I can now innundate their phones and iPads and the like
With daily messages that tell them to go take a hike!
MY message was conveyed with such an irritating sound!!
If I broadcast it once an hour BLUE heads will soon pound
Or even every minute 24x7 a day...
I’ve found the perfect answer to making Blue voters pay!!!
I will destroy their peace of mind with MY Alerts net-borne
While MY fine Red voters and I mock their fatigue with scorn.
Of course I will first need a filter to shield MY Red crew
But once that filter is in place Blue voters’ lives I’ll screw
NOT one will get a minute’s sleep once MY Alerts go out
That will teach them to defy ME with Blue votes cast about
MY “Presidential Alert System” will support MY Base
Sleep-deprived Blue voters won’t make it to their voting place.
3 October 2018
https://apple.news/AWui_N1XTSjWH4XLfQLbphQ
Coming to your smartphone: Texts with a personal touch from political campaigns
https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news/sofas-ipads-campaign-workers-use-text-messages-reach-midterm-voters-n915786
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