Henhouse Fox

Secretary Zinke’s flag’s still flying high and proud
His critics have been quiet whereas before they were loud
But “investigations” keep trying to prove he’s a louse
So in a clever move a Fox will now guard MY Henhouse.

I don’t need an “inspector general” checking him for ME
ALL KNOW Zinke does NOT deserve to get the first degree
He pulled a couple Deals off, OK? That is NO big deal
But “they” demand “investigation” so I’ll get surreal.

I’ve located a LOYAL “woman” with no skills at ALL
To be “Investigator General” at least until fall
This is a Very Foxy Move if I say so MYSELF
There is NO way she ever will pull Zinke off MY shelf.

Zinke, like ALL THE BEST PEOPLE I so love to hire
Is helping ME to DRAIN THE SWAMP by swamping it much higher
He’s LOYAL to ME completely so who could ask for more?
Now with MY Henhouse Fox in place ALL Deals he makes will score.

How can I “justify” this clueless Fox I have now sent?
I don’t have to! I’m “President” and you’re NOT so get bent
There is no way I’d EVER on fine Deal Making intrude
Sec Zinke is a FINE MAN, to “investigate” him’s RUDE!

So get to work, Suzanne Israel Tufts, “inspect” away
Don’t worry that you don’t know how, I’ll tell you what to say
Just understand that your appointment is MY guarantee
That none will find in MY Henhouse one more corrupt than ME.

17 October 2018

Trump appointee to oversee Zinke investigations after administration replaces independent watchdog
https://thinkprogress.org/ryan-zinke-investigations-hud-interior-ben-carson-8a179ecaba7c/

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/hud-political-appointee-abruptly-moved-to-lead-interiors-watchdog-office-amid-ongoing-investigations-into-zinke/2018/10/16/30de03b4-d164-11e8-83d6-291fcead2ab1_story.html