Blameless

If Republicans lose the House there’s NO WAY I’m to blame
I try so hard to help them WIN but it is such a pain
I wrap MYSELF up in the flag and rally constantly
Because NOT ONE Red candidate would WIN if not for ME
But although I’m working non-stop to get each one elected
I fear that more than a few due to ME will be rejected.

But why should I care? They’d be LOSERS without MY support
This dumb stupid Red “legislature” ALL MY LAWS distort!
They can’t defeat “Obamacare”, they won’t give ME MY WALL
They are ALL slimy little toadies with NO brains at ALL
ALL KNOW I’m, like, a Genius, so why should I help THEM??
ONLY I ALONE need ME to Make Us Great AGAIN.

If this Red bunch of LOSERS LOSE come next election time
It will be every bit THEIR fault and not one bit of MINE
I am so tired of trying to help such asses WIN
The truth is that I could care less if their Red ranks grow thin
I’ve demonized the Democrats so they will NOT WIN too
Soon I ALONE won’t be hindered by asses Red OR Blue.

16 October 2014

Trump tells AP he's not to blame if Republicans lose House
https://apnews.com/8f4baf7aaddc442dad0a726f3ebe7fff