Rally Blitz

Things are so quiet in D.C. it’s time to hit the road
To orchestrate a Rally Blitz that makes Red Waves explode
To five Trump-friendly towns I’ll head to stoke MY fine White Base
In each I’ll mock the Democrats, our National Disgrace
And also mock Republicans who with ME don’t agree
When I am done MY Red Wave will be a Great Tsunami.

ONLY I ALONE can stop Red States from turning Blue
By rallying non-stop until November voting’s through
BELIEVE ME, EVERY candidate who I support MUST WIN
So I can turn “government” RED and real work can begin
I need so very many WINS MY Rally Blitz MUST cause
So let’s get going, I can’t wait for “Lock Her Up” applause.

I’ll demand that NO LIBERALS!!! sit on the Supreme Court
So under toady Brett REAL MEN can once again cavort
And demand the “emolument law” simply HAS TO GO
To give the one percent more cents to trickle down below
And most important demand ALL POWER transferred to ME
Bestowed by RED legislative and judiciary.

MY five-state Rally Blitz will grow Red Waves up to the sky
Blue Waves won’t stand a chance, like swamps I’ll drain them “till they’re dry
So off I go to Wheeling!, then down Johnson City way!
Then to Southaven!, Rochester Minn!, Topeka! Hooray!!
Each one’s a KEY location for MY Red Wave Generator
With a good map I’m sure we’ll find them ALL sooner or later.

29 September 2018

Trump heads on five-state rally blitz amid Supreme Court chaos
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-election/trump-heads-on-five-state-rally-blitz-amid-supreme-court-chaos-idUSKCN1M90CS