Money Groping

The Democrats are after ME because I’m so successful!!!
Despite being The World’s Best BUSINESSMAN I find that stressful
I can’t help it if I make MONEY even when asleep
MY job as a Great BUSINESSMAN is fleasing common sheep
The whole world is MY oyster and in it MY hands are stuck
Why are the Democrats so angry at the ways I shuck?

The silver spoon that I was issued at birth in MY mouth
Gave ME the RIGHT to gather riches North, East, West, and South
So what if I’m the “President”??  MY daily money groping
Should NOT be forced to stop because some stupid “law” is choking
And what the Hell are so-called “emoluments” anyway??
That has to be a made-up word, it’s hard to spell and say.

Some stupid judge says Democrats now have the “right” to sue
If they sue ME I’ll sue them right back, suing’s what I do
And I WIN ALL MY lawsuits because I’m so super-rich
ALL suits brought by poor Democrats will end up in the ditch
Who cares about “emoluments” when there’s MONEY to make?
It is MY “Presidential” RIGHT to grope ALL I can take.

So bring your suits on, Democrats, like so many before
By the time I am done with you you won’t have an encore
That “emoluments” so-called “law” you can now shove at ME
I’ll shove right back up your butts by Executive Decree
I hereby declare it null and void so give up ALL hope
You NEVER will stop “legally” hands that love to things grope.

29 September 2018

Judge Says Democratic Lawmakers Can Sue Trump On Emoluments
https://www.npr.org/2018/09/28/652820065/judge-says-democratic-lawmakers-can-sue-trump-on-emoluments