Can’t Imagine*

To be read with “Imagine” playing in the background (or in your head)
There’s an extra verse at the end, but it I liked it, so...

I can’t imagine why they’d
Impeach someone who’s Great
One who works so hard daily
From 7:10 to 8
All American people
Would rise up in revolt...

BELIEVE ME

I can’t imagine how low
Without MY Genius
The market would collapse down
If ME they did impeach
Everyone in the country
Would become very poor...

BELIEVE ME

You may think that I can think
That's not how MY brane works
I can’t imagine thinking
Toughts are for Loser jerks.

I can’t imagine WITCH HUNTS
Resulting in ME gone
They are a sham AS ALL KNOW
I have done nothing wrong
There can be NO COLLUSION!!
Russians are friends, OK?

BELIEVE ME

I can’t imagine how bad
Things without ME will get
Because after ME Mike Pence
Would become “President”
You won’t think I’m so evil
Once Jesus takes the wheel...

BELIEVE ME

You may think I’ll be impeached
But I remain dead calm
Because I can’t imagine
The world if I were gone.

23 April 2018

*Apologies to John Lennon

Trump declares 'market would crash' if Democrats impeached him http://flip.it/MzWV33

Giuliani: ‘The American would revolt' if Trump is impeached http://flip.it/hfuM_E


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