Camp Trumps

There are still lots of separated kids we can’t find parents for
But they are ALL having a ball at Summer Camps that they adore
I’m proud those Camps each bear MY name and will throughout eternity
Just like Trump Towers now Camp Trumps are places where you want to be.

Education, recreation, there’s no end to things to do
In clean refreshing desert air that AS ALL KNOW is good for you
There’s basketball and soccer fields and you get fed three meals a day
And strong chain link fence surrounds you to hold desert creatures at bay.

Camp Trumps’ counselors are first rate, they love to tickle, pet, and grope
And if you’re lucky beyond the chain link you’ll see an antelope
After daily exercise you’ll be lined up and issued water
And then get marched into showers the vermin on you there to slaughter.

You’ll be so clean, healthy, and happy you won’t want to leave, you’ll see
Each day will be an endless round of healthy camp activity
I can’t believe “Congress” believes someone for MY Camps should take blame
Trump Towers made ME famous but MY Camp Trumps ensure lasting fame.

1 August 2018

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